Thrift Shop Tapes - 002 - Greg X. Volz

A study and critique of cassette tapes found in thrift shops.

• Have you ever been at a party and overheard someone saying, “Hey man, throw on some Greg X. Volz!” If so you’re at the wrong goddamn party.

• Nothing like album art devoid of every color except for a shitload of teal.

• There’s “No Room In the Middle” between the worst shit ever and mildly religious middle aged music.

• And yes, The X in Greg X. Volz stands for Xanax because that’s what you’ll need to treat your depression after listening to this album. I guess it’s sort of a concept album in a way then.

• Musically a cross between John Tesh doing The Gaither Gospel Hour and driving into a brick wall after working a double shift at Lee’s Hoagie House. Coincidentally this is probably where Greg X. Volz now works.